| Cold Opening | Iraq Press Conference |
| Sketch | "Lost" Theories |
| Musical Performance | "Kickapoo" |
| Sketch | Mountain Man |
| Sketch | History Buff |
| Sketch | The First Chocolate |
| Musical Performance | "The Metal" |
| Cold Opening | Iraq Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nouri al-Maliki Live |
| Will Forte | ... | translator Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | reporter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | reporter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dr. Albert Edwards |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Lateesa Stroh |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beginnings Chang |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | "Lost" Theories |
| Fred Armisen | ... | passenger |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Diane |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Karen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | UPS delivery man |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler |
Commentary on women flashing their business | |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on racial tensions |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| John Lutz | ... | Three/Four Hands McGee Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
Commentary on missing her mortgage payments |
| Sketch | Mountain Man |
| Sketch | The First Chocolate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | King Kinich Yax K'uk' Mo' |
| Bill Hader | ... | warrior |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | servant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | warrior |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "The Metal" |
| Fred Armisen | ... | New Wave |
| Bill Hader | ... | Punk Rock |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Punk Rock |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | New Wave |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Grunge |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Grunge |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Techno |
| Cold Opening | Iraq Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nouri al-Maliki Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on racial tensions |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
Commentary on missing her mortgage payments |
| Cold Opening | Iraq Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nouri al-Maliki Live |
| Will Forte | ... | translator Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | reporter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | reporter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | employee |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Matthew Fox | ... | Greg Tanner |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Grace |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dr. Albert Edwards |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Matthew Fox | ... | DJ Luxe |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Lateesa Stroh |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beginnings Chang |
| Andy Samberg | ... | T'Shane |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | "Lost" Theories |
| Matthew Fox | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | passenger |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Diane |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Karen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | UPS delivery man |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler |
Commentary on women flashing their business | |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on racial tensions |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| John Lutz | ... | Three/Four Hands McGee Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
Commentary on missing her mortgage payments |
| Sketch | Mountain Man |
| Sketch | History Buff |
| Matthew Fox | ... | professor |
| Will Forte | ... | Alan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Marty |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Sketch | The First Chocolate |
| Matthew Fox | ... | General Tahoyek |
| Fred Armisen | ... | King Kinich Yax K'uk' Mo' |
| Bill Hader | ... | warrior |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | servant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | warrior |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "The Metal" |
| Tenacious D | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | New Wave |
| Bill Hader | ... | Punk Rock |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Punk Rock |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | New Wave |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Grunge |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Grunge |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Techno |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Matthew Fox | 7 | ||||
| Tenacious D | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 2 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Bryan Tucker | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 1 |