| Cold Opening | Bush's Plan for Iraq |
| Show | Good morning: I hate this town |
| Cartoon | Diddy Kiddies What Does Diddy Do? Part 23 |
| Sketch | Student-Teacher Romance |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes In A Live Nativity Scene |
| Film | Anger Problem |
| Show | Buyer Beware |
| Musical Performance | "Wind It Up" |
| Sketch | Monster Under The Bed |
| Sketch | After Work Snack |
| Musical Performance | "I Wanna Love You" |
| Commercial | “Cat Lawyers” |
| Cold Opening | Bush's Plan for Iraq |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Marnie Leonard |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Show | Good morning: I hate this town |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pam Dibble |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Alan French |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Larry |
| Cartoon | Diddy Kiddies What Does Diddy Do? Part 23 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | kid Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bob Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | David Blaine Voice |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes In A Live Nativity Scene |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole |
| Film | Anger Problem |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Drew |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tia |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pete |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jordan |
| Show | Buyer Beware |
| Amy Poehler | ... | caller Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Trudy Plains |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mason Lemmings |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore
Commentary on his conversation with Lindsay Lohan |
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Gloria Patrick Commentary on covering up her flatulence on an airplane |
| Will Forte |
SongGay marriage | |
| Fred Armisen |
| Cartoon | Diddy Kiddies What Does Diddy Do? Part 23 |
| Blaze Berdahl | ... | kid Voice |
| Frank Hart | ... | Puff Daddy Voice |
| Kate Simses | ... | kid Voice |
| Cartoon | Diddy Kiddies What Does Diddy Do? Part 23 |
| Frank Hart | ... | Puff Daddy Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | David Blaine Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore#19 Commentary on his conversation with Lindsay Lohan |
| Cold Opening | Bush's Plan for Iraq |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush#3 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Annette Bening | ||
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Marnie Leonard |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Show | Good morning: I hate this town |
| Annette Bening | ... | Samantha Collingswood |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pam Dibble |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Alan French |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Larry |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Cartoon | Diddy Kiddies What Does Diddy Do? Part 23 |
| Blaze Berdahl | ... | kid Voice |
| Frank Hart | ... | Puff Daddy Voice |
| Kate Simses | ... | kid Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | kid Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bob Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | David Blaine Voice |
| Sketch | Student-Teacher Romance |
| Annette Bening | ... | Diane Parks |
| Bill Hader | ... | Peter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Daniel |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes In A Live Nativity Scene |
| Annette Bening | ... | organizer |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole#5 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole#5 |
| Robert Gordon Spencer | ... | wise man |
♬Dick Walter - "The Working Day"
| Film | Anger Problem |
| Matthew Fox | ... | Brad |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Drew |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tia |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pete |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jordan |
| Show | Buyer Beware |
| Amy Poehler | ... | caller Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Trudy Plains |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mason Lemmings |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Al Gore#19 Commentary on his conversation with Lindsay Lohan |
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Gloria Patrick Commentary on covering up her flatulence on an airplane |
| Will Forte |
SongGay marriage | |
| Fred Armisen |
| Sketch | Monster Under The Bed |
| Annette Bening | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | Hank |
| Bill Hader | ... | monster |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Casey |
| Sketch | After Work Snack |
| Annette Bening | ... | Meryl |
| Will Forte | ... | Neil#2 |
| Bill Hader | ... | waiter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jean#2 |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | patron |
| Lauren Reeves | ... | patron |
| Commercial | “Cat Lawyers” |
| Annette Bening | ... | Marla Stanfield |
| Bill Hader | ... | Christopher Partlow |
⁕This sketch is cut off due to the show running long. In reruns, the last minute is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Annette Bening | 7 | ||||
| Akon | 1 | ||||
| Gwen Stefani | 1 | ||||
| Alec Baldwin | 2 | ||||
| Matthew Fox | 1 | ||||
| Blaze Berdahl | 1 | 1 | |||
| Frank Hart | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kate Simses | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| Lauren Reeves | 1 | ||||
| Robert Gordon Spencer | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 4 | 4 | 9 |