March 7, 2009S34E17 #653
| Host: | Dwayne Johnson |
| Musical Guest: | Ray LaMontagne |
| Cameos: | Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake |
Filmed Cameo: | Richard Dean Anderson |
| Cold Opening | 1-800-IDEAS? |
| Sketch | Activia Commercial Shoot |
| Sketch | Hawaii |
| Musical Performance | "You Are The Best Thing" |
| Show | Game Time With Dave And Greg |
| Sketch | Apprentice Commercial Shoot |
| Musical Performance | "Trouble" |
| Sketch | Lighthouse |
| Cold Opening | 1-800-IDEAS? |
| Will Forte | ... | Timothy Geithner Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Louis /caller Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | Gary /caller Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Denise /caller Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dominic /caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nkumo /caller Voice |
| Sketch | MacGruber |
| Abby Elliott | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | MacGruber |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | doctor |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | assistant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Vicki |
| Sketch | MacGruber |
| Abby Elliott | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | MacGruber |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | assistant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Vicki |
| Sketch | Activia Commercial Shoot |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Andrea |
| John Mulaney | ... | marker |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Robbie Dunn |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jamie Lee Curtis |
| Sketch | Hawaii |
| Fred Armisen | ... | musician |
| Abby Elliott | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Casey Wilson | ... | patron |
| Show | Game Time With Dave And Greg |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chuck /caller Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom /caller Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joey /caller Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pat /caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Dukes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Apprentice Commercial Shoot |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tom Green |
| Bill Hader | ... | director Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Sketch | Lighthouse |
| Will Forte | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | sailor |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | sailor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sailor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | jetskier |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Apprentice Commercial Shoot |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | Dennis Rodman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tom Green |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Cold Opening | 1-800-IDEAS? |
| Will Forte | ... | Timothy Geithner Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Louis /caller Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | Gary /caller Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Denise /caller Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dominic /caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nkumo /caller Voice |
| Monologue |
| Dwayne Johnson | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lee |
| Abby Elliott | ... | dancer |
| Kenan Thompson | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | MacGruber |
| Richard Dean Anderson | ... | MacGyver |
| Abby Elliott | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | MacGruber |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | doctor |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | assistant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Vicki |
| Sketch | The Rock Obama |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | The Rock Obama |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom Coburn |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John McCain |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rahm Emanuel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kay Bailey Hutchison |
| Sketch | MacGruber |
| Richard Dean Anderson | ... | MacGyver |
| Abby Elliott | ... | mother |
| Will Forte | ... | MacGruber |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | assistant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Vicki |
| Sketch | Activia Commercial Shoot |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Andrea |
| John Mulaney | ... | marker |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Robbie Dunn |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jamie Lee Curtis |
| Sketch | Hawaii |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | musician |
| Fred Armisen | ... | musician |
| Abby Elliott | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Casey Wilson | ... | patron |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Michael Steele |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Cathy |
| Justin Timberlake | ... | Irving |
| Jessica Biel | ... | Jessica Rabbit |
| Will Forte | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jon Bovi member |
| Show | Game Time With Dave And Greg |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | Dave Delmonte |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Chuck /caller Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Greg |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom /caller Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joey /caller Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pat /caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randy Dukes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Apprentice Commercial Shoot |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | Dennis Rodman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tom Green |
| Bill Hader | ... | director Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Sketch | Lighthouse |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | guy |
| Will Forte | ... | captain |
| Bill Hader | ... | sailor |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | sailor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sailor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | jetskier |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dwayne Johnson | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ray LaMontagne | 2 | ||||
| Jessica Biel | 1 | ||||
| Justin Timberlake | 1 | ||||
| Richard Dean Anderson | 3 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 5 | ||||
| Will Forte | 8 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 2 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Michaela Watkins | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 8 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Casey Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Mulaney | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| 77 | 12 | 12 | 12 |