| Cold Opening | 1-800-IDEAS? |
| Will Forte | ... | Timothy Geithner#1 Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | Louis /caller Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dominic /caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nkumo /caller Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | Gary /caller Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Denise /caller Voice |