| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Musical Performance | "Russian Roulette" |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Musical Performance | "Hard" |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Greenblatt |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Marshall T. Boudreaux /Mr. Aymong |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Jonathan Castillo | ... | spectator |
| Bill Corsair | ... | spectator |
| Ernie Lively | ... | spectator |
| Chala Savino | ... | spectator |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Drew Beasley | ... | student |
| Joshua King | ... | student |
| Eliana Shaskan | ... | student |
| Alexandria Suarez | ... | student |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Monologue |
| Blake Lively | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Blake Lively | ... | Michelle Rayburn-Gene |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Jonathan Castillo | ... | spectator |
| Bill Corsair | ... | spectator |
| Ernie Lively | ... | spectator |
| Chala Savino | ... | spectator |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Rihanna | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Shy Ronnie |
| Drew Beasley | ... | student |
| Joshua King | ... | student |
| Eliana Shaskan | ... | student |
| Alexandria Suarez | ... | student |
| Commercial |
| Blake Lively | ... | Chandelier Martini |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
⁕In reruns, the Brittany Murphy commentary is removed in light of her recent death.
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Blake Lively | ... | daughter |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Blake Lively | ... | Cher |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Martin Ewens | ... | guitarist |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Blake Lively | ... | Janelda |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Greenblatt |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Marshall T. Boudreaux /Mr. Aymong |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Jason Sudeikis' hand can be seen retrieving his "regurgitated" potato chip from the green cup on the desk.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blake Lively | 7 | 2 | |||
| Rihanna | 3 | ||||
| Young Jeezy | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 9 | 4 | 3 | 1 | |
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jenny Slate | 2 | 1 | |||
| Doug Abeles | 1 | 1 | |||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | 1 | |||
| Drew Beasley | 1 | ||||
| Jonathan Castillo | 1 | ||||
| Bill Corsair | 1 | ||||
| Martin Ewens | 1 | ||||
| Joshua King | 1 | ||||
| Ernie Lively | 1 | ||||
| Chala Savino | 1 | ||||
| Eliana Shaskan | 1 | ||||
| Alexandria Suarez | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 14 | 15 | 4 | 3 |