| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Musical Performance | "Russian Roulette" |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Musical Performance | "Hard" |
| Sketch | Potato Chip Thief |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Commercial |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Monologue |
| Blake Lively | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Blake Lively | ... | Michelle Rayburn-Gene |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Commercial |
| Blake Lively | ... | Chandelier Martini |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Commercial |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Blake Lively | ... | daughter |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Blake Lively | ... | Cher |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Sketch | Potato Chip Thief |
| Blake Lively | ... | Janelley |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Greenblatt |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Aymong |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blake Lively | 7 | 2 | |||
| Rihanna | 3 | ||||
| Young Jeezy | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jenny Slate | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 9 | 3 | 3 | 1 | |
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Doug Abeles | 1 | 1 | |||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | 1 | |||
| 66 | 13 | 15 | 4 | 3 |