| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |