March 12, 2011S36E17 #697
| Host: | Zach Galifianakis |
| Musical Guest: | Jessie J |
| Cameo: | B.o.B |
| Cold Opening | Selection Sunday |
| Show | The Talk |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Film | SNL Digital Short Zach Looks For A New Assistant |
| Musical Performance | "Price Tag" |
| Sketch | Noodles |
| Show | Celebrity Scoop |
| Musical Performance | "Mamma Knows Best" |
| Sketch | Titanic |
| Cold Opening | Selection Sunday |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Bill Hader | ... | Charlie Sheen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tracy Wolfson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Vitale |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim Nantz Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Melissa Leo |
| Show | The Talk |
| Commercial | The Original Kings Of Catchphrase Comedy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mike "Insert Joke Here" Henry |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Addi "News Flash" Sweeney |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Goran "Funky Boy" Bogdan |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Fur Coat Rhonda |
| Taran Killam | ... | Barry The Plumbing Gentleman |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Boston Powers |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Slappy Pappy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dr. Velociraptor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chip "So Yeah I'm Single" Fenney |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | White Bernie Mac |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | David "Beef Jelly" Winfield |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Sketch | Noodles |
| Abby Elliott | ... | daughter |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dr. Franks |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | son |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | daughter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Noodles Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Trish |
| Commercial | Corn Syrup Producers of America |
| Abby Elliott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | daughter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | mother |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sheila |
| Sketch | Titanic |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | passenger |
| Abby Elliott | ... | passenger |
| Bill Hader | ... | passenger |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | passenger |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | passenger |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | passenger |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Cold Opening | Selection Sunday |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Bill Hader | ... | Charlie Sheen |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tracy Wolfson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Vitale |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim Nantz Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Melissa Leo |
| Show | The Talk |
| Cold Opening | Selection Sunday |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Bill Hader | ... | Charlie Sheen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tracy Wolfson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Vitale |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim Nantz Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Melissa Leo |
| Show | The Talk |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | audience member |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sara Gilbert |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Leah Remini |
| Bill Hader | ... | Steven Tyler |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Julie Chen |
| Commercial | The Original Kings Of Catchphrase Comedy |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | Pete "Airhorn" Schultz |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mike "Insert Joke Here" Henry |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Addi "News Flash" Sweeney |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Goran "Funky Boy" Bogdan |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Fur Coat Rhonda |
| Taran Killam | ... | Barry The Plumbing Gentleman |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Boston Powers |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Slappy Pappy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dr. Velociraptor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Chip "So Yeah I'm Single" Fenney |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | White Bernie Mac |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | David "Beef Jelly" Winfield |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | Larry Bernstein |
| Bill Hader | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Andy Samberg | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Officer Sikorsky |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorenzo McIntosh |
| Sketch | Noodles |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | father |
| Abby Elliott | ... | daughter |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dr. Franks |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | son |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | daughter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Noodles Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Trish |
| Show | Celebrity Scoop |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | Bernard |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Thomas |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gil LaForge |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Edna Leduc |
| Commercial | Corn Syrup Producers of America |
| Abby Elliott | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | daughter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | mother |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sheila |
| Sketch | Titanic |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | Edward Smith |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | passenger |
| Abby Elliott | ... | passenger |
| Bill Hader | ... | passenger |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | passenger |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | passenger |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | passenger |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zach Galifianakis | 8 | ||||
| Jessie J | 2 | ||||
| B.o.B | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Paul Brittain | 1 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Taran Killam | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 5 | 2 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 3 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 64 | 12 | 14 | 5 |