| Show | KY Jelly Ladies Shot Put Championship 1985 |
| Sketch | Knights of the Realm |
| Film | Laser Cats The Musical! |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Ahab" |
| Show | The Silver Screen |
| Sketch | The Old West |
| Musical Performance | "Monkey Suit" |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy |
| Show | KY Jelly Ladies Shot Put Championship 1985 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Charlotte Ft. Worth |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Knights of the Realm |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Bill Hader | ... | Richard Branson |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | shopkeeper |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bono |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diedre |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Barnaby Xavier St. Hidgens III |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ian McKellen |
| Film | Laser Cats The Musical! |
| Fred Armisen | ... | The Chief |
| Bill Hader | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Nitro |
| Bill Hader | ... | Wilson Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Admiral Spaceship |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Muammer Kaddafi
Commentary on the attack on Libya |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Barry Lewis /Bronx zookeeper Brings out the Egyptian cobra he recaptured |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Sketch | The Old West |
| Bill Hader | ... | bartender |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | cowboy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | cowboy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Crystal |
| Taran Killam | ... | cowboy |
| Show | KY Jelly Ladies Shot Put Championship 1985 |
| Carmelo Anthony | ... | Carmela St. Knix |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Steve Stink |
| Cold Opening |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy |
| Show | KY Jelly Ladies Shot Put Championship 1985 |
| Film | Laser Cats The Musical! |
| Fred Armisen | ... | The Chief |
| Bill Hader | ... | Nitro |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Admiral Spaceship |
| Sketch | Knights of the Realm |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Michael Caine |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Bill Hader | ... | Richard Branson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bono |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ian McKellen |
| Weekend Update |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Muammer Kaddafi
Commentary on the attack on Libya |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Cold Opening |
| Elton John | ... | Frances Lynn Mulch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy |
| Show | KY Jelly Ladies Shot Put Championship 1985 |
| Carmelo Anthony | ... | Carmela St. Knix |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Steve Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Charlotte Ft. Worth |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Knights of the Realm |
| Elton John | ||
| Tom Hanks | ... | Michael Caine |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Bill Hader | ... | Richard Branson |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | shopkeeper |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bono |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diedre |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Barnaby Xavier St. Hidgens III |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ian McKellen |
| Film | Laser Cats The Musical! |
| Elton John | ... | Droz |
| Carmelo Anthony | ||
| Tom Hanks | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | The Chief |
| Bill Hader | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Nitro |
| Bill Hader | ... | Wilson Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Admiral Spaceship |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Ahab" |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Muammer Kaddafi
Commentary on the attack on Libya |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Barry Lewis /Bronx zookeeper Brings out the Egyptian cobra he recaptured |
| Jake Gyllenhaal | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nicolas Cage |
| Show | The Silver Screen |
| Elton John | ... | Eric Sandrews |
| Taran Killam | ... | Dale Eberheart |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Vanessa Anne Hudgens |
| Sketch | The Old West |
| Elton John | ... | Bruce |
| Bill Hader | ... | bartender |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | cowboy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | cowboy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Crystal |
| Taran Killam | ... | cowboy |
| Rich Campbell | ... | pianist |
| Peter Austin Noto | ... | cowboy |
| Gunna Wilson | ... | waitress |
⁕Elton John ad-libs after his hat accidentally falls off.
| Musical Performance | "Monkey Suit" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elton John | 9 | ||||
| Carmelo Anthony | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jake Gyllenhaal | 1 | ||||
| Tom Hanks | 4 | 1 | |||
| Leon Russell | 2 | ||||
| Lisa Stone | 2 | ||||
| Rose Stone | 2 | ||||
| Táta Vega | 2 | ||||
| Jean Witherspoon | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 2 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paul Brittain | 1 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jay Pharoah | |||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Rich Campbell | 1 | ||||
| Peter Austin Noto | 1 | ||||
| Gunna Wilson | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 10 | 13 | 3 |