| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Film | Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom |
| Sketch | Mary Shelley |
| Musical Performance | "Rope" |
| Musical Performance | "Walk" |
| Sketch |
“Strip Club” |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Film | Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dancing bee |
| Andy Samberg | ... | saint |
| Kristen Wiig | ||
| Nasim Pedrad |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lou |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mary Shelley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank Stein |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Igor |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... |
James Carville
Commentary on the government shutdown |
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Shelly Elaine /Southwest flight attendant An account of her flight's emergency landing |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the U.S. being the world's biggest consumer of wine |
| Show |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richie |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Hugh Jackman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ice Cube |
| Taran Killam | ... | Gerard Butler |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joel Surnow |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Marilyn Monroe |
| Bill Hader | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | aide |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Theodore Roosevelt |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Wellesley Van Aarden |
| Taran Killam | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | Curt Ponzovski |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | model |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | spokesperson |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rhonda |
| Paul Brittain | ... | customer |
| Taran Killam | ... | customer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Sketch |
“Strip Club” |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Phoenix |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tommy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lace |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Georgia |
| Ken Aymong | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean#7
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the U.S. being the world's biggest consumer of wine |
| Commercial |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan#5 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak#5 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster#5 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | MC George Castanza#2 |
| Sketch |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Helena Bonham Carter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi#6 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Khloé Kardashian#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Tim Burton |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kourtney Kardashian#4 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | James Franco#2 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Johnny Depp#2 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ricky Martin |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kim Kardashian#6 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Will Smith#3 |
| Show |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade#1 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy#1 |
| Show |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Julie Andrews |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Hugh Jackman#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ice Cube#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Gerard Butler |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#32 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Helena Bonham Carter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi#6 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Khloé Kardashian#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Tim Burton |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Mort Mort Feingold#2 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kourtney Kardashian#4 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | James Franco#2 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Johnny Depp#2 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ricky Martin |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kim Kardashian#6 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Will Smith#3 |
| Film | Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom |
| Helen Mirren | ||
| Dave Grohl | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dancing bee |
| Andy Samberg | ... | saint |
| Kristen Wiig | ||
| Nasim Pedrad |
| Show |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Sandy Blunt |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lou#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade#1 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy#1 |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mary Shelley |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Mary Shelley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank Stein |
| Bill Hader | ... | guest |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Igor |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... |
James Carville#7 Commentary on the government shutdown |
| Kristen Wiig | ... |
Shelly Elaine /Southwest flight attendant An account of her flight's emergency landing |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Jean K. Jean#7
French Def Jam ComedianCommentary on the U.S. being the world's biggest consumer of wine |
| Show |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Julie Andrews |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Richie#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Hugh Jackman#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ice Cube#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Gerard Butler |
| Commercial |
| Helen Mirren | ... | DJ Stank Skunk |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan#5 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak#5 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster#5 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | MC George Castanza#2 |
| Commercial |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joel Surnow |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Marilyn Monroe#2 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Franklin Roosevelt#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | aide |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Theodore Roosevelt |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Wellesley Van Aarden |
| Taran Killam | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | Curt Ponzovski |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | model |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | spokesperson |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rhonda |
| Paul Brittain | ... | customer |
| Taran Killam | ... | customer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Madisyn Shipman | ... | daughter |
| Sawyer Shipman | ... | son |
| Sketch |
“Strip Club” |
| Helen Mirren | ... | Tanya |
| Dave Grohl | ... | Tony |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Phoenix |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tommy#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lace |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Georgia |
| Ken Aymong | ... | customer |
| Martin Ewens | ... | patron |
| Danny Lee | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Helen Mirren | 9 | 4 | |||
| Foo Fighters | 2 | ||||
| Dave Grohl | 2 | ||||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 3 | 2 | |||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paul Brittain | 5 | 2 | |||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 4 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jay Pharoah | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ken Aymong | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Martin Ewens | 1 | ||||
| Danny Lee | 1 | ||||
| Madisyn Shipman | 1 | ||||
| Sawyer Shipman | 1 | ||||
| 84 | 9 | 26 | 6 |