| Sketch | Knights of the Realm |
| Elton John | ||
| Tom Hanks | ... | Michael Caine |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Barnaby Xavier St. Hidgens III |
| Bill Hader | ... | Richard Branson |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ian McKellen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | shopkeeper |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bono |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diedre |