| Sketch | The Old West |
| Elton John | ... | Bruce |
| Bill Hader | ... | bartender |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | cowboy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | cowboy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Crystal |
| Taran Killam | ... | cowboy |
| Rich Campbell | ... | pianist |
| Peter Austin Noto | ... | cowboy |
| Gunna Wilson | ... | waitress |
⁕Elton John ad-libs after his hat accidentally falls off.