| Cold Opening | Selection Sunday |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Bill Hader | ... | Charlie Sheen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dick Vitale |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim Nantz Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Melissa Leo |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tracy Wolfson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |