| Cold Opening | Mitt Romney Raw & Unleashed |
| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Musical Performance | "Shake It Out" |
| Sketch | Retirement Party |
| Film | Seducing Women Through Chess |
| Sketch | André The Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor |
| Musical Performance | "No Light, No Light" |
| Sketch | The Blue Jean Committee |
| Cold Opening | Mitt Romney Raw & Unleashed |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jeff |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | aide |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Deborah Singer |
| Commercial |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Lopez |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | Garrison Keillor |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ashton Kutcher |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Denzel Washington |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Vogelcheck |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lucy |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | homeless man |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pete |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Really!?!Nutritional standards | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Retirement Party |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mitch Gurst |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Marilyn Shemp |
| Paul Brittain | ... | employee |
| Taran Killam | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dr. Gil Peabody |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Madge Ortiz |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Taffy Peterson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | emcee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Janelle Mumrot |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Abby Elliott | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Medium Richard |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Sweaty Keith |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Cross Chris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | John Juan Twan |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Triangle Sally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Seducing Women Through Chess |
| Abby Elliott | ... | woman |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Andy Samberg | ... | instructor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | woman |
| Sketch | The Blue Jean Committee |
| Fred Armisen | ... | J.C. |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | patron |
| Abby Elliott | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | bartender |
| Taran Killam | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Little Andrew |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | emcee |
| Weekend Update |
| Jon Huntsman |
Commentary on campaigning in New Hampshire | |
| Kermit The Frog |
| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Cold Opening | Mitt Romney Raw & Unleashed |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jeff |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | aide |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Deborah Singer |
| Commercial |
| Jon Hamm | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Jason Segel | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Lopez |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel |
| Bill Hader | ... | Garrison Keillor |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ashton Kutcher |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Denzel Washington |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Sketch |
| Jason Segel | ... | Jacob Vogelcheck |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Vogelcheck |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lucy |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | homeless man |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pete |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Really!?!Nutritional standards | |
| Jon Huntsman |
Commentary on campaigning in New Hampshire | |
| Kermit The Frog | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Retirement Party |
| Jason Segel | ... | Louis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mitch Gurst |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Marilyn Shemp |
| Paul Brittain | ... | employee |
| Taran Killam | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dr. Gil Peabody |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Madge Ortiz |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Taffy Peterson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | emcee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Janelle Mumrot |
| Commercial |
| Jason Segel | ... | Men In Vests member |
| Florence Welch | ... | Flow Diggity Flow Doubt |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Abby Elliott | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Medium Richard |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | B.L.T. member |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Sweaty Keith |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Cross Chris |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | John Juan Twan |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Triangle Sally |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Seducing Women Through Chess |
| Jason Segel | ... | prostitute |
| Olivia Wilde | ... | woman |
| Abby Elliott | ... | woman |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Andy Samberg | ... | instructor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | woman |
| Sketch | André The Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor |
| Jason Segel | ... | André the Giant |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Wong | ... | patron |
| Sketch | The Blue Jean Committee |
| Jason Segel | ... | Marshall Haynes |
| Florence Welch | ... | patron |
| Jim Henson's Muppets | ||
| Paul Rudd | ... | patron |
| Fred Armisen | ... | J.C. |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | patron |
| Abby Elliott | ... | patron |
| Bill Hader | ... | bartender |
| Taran Killam | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Little Andrew |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | emcee |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Segel | 9 | 2 | |||
| Florence + The Machine | 2 | ||||
| Florence Welch | 2 | ||||
| Jon Huntsman | 1 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 2 | ||||
| Kermit The Frog | 1 | ||||
| Paul Rudd | 2 | 1 | |||
| Olivia Wilde | 1 | ||||
| Jon Hamm | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | ||||
| Paul Brittain | 2 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Taran Killam | 5 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jay Pharoah | 5 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 8 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan Wong | 1 | ||||
| 85 | 5 | 14 | 8 |