| Sketch | Retirement Party |
| Jason Segel | ... | Louis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mitch Gurst |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Dr. Gil Peabody |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Madge Ortiz |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | emcee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Janelle Mumrot |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Marilyn Shemp |
| Paul Brittain | ... | employee |
| Taran Killam | ... | employee |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Taffy Peterson |
| Takako Haywood | ... | employee |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | employee |