| Sketch |
| Jason Segel | ... | Jacob Vogelcheck |
| Paul Rudd | ... | Austin Vogelcheck#3 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Vogelcheck#5 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck#5 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Pete |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck#5 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Lucy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | homeless man |