| Sketch | Beethoven |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Octo Olrich |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Victor Heinz |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Casper Niles |
| Abby Elliott | ... | castrato |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gayhard Munch |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Voldemort Robin |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | castrato |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Franz Liebsch |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Herman Frump |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | B.B. King |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Triangle Sally |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | castrato |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Rolf "The Hitman" Hitler |
| Taran Killam | ... | Gregor Lindt |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | Olaf |