March 3, 2012S37E16 #718
| Host: | Lindsay Lohan |
| Musical Guest: | Jack White |
| Cameos: | Ruby Amanfu, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm |
| Cold Opening | Fox Report |
| Award Show | 2012 Psychic Awards |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Musical Performance | "Love Interruption" |
| Show | Delinquent Girl Teen Gang |
| Sketch | B108 FM |
| Sketch | House Sitting |
| Musical Performance | "Sixteen Saltines" |
| Sketch | Rude Buddha! |
| Miscellaneous | 70's Album |
| Miscellaneous | 70's Album |
| Cold Opening | Fox Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Targalack Romney |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tagg Romney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tanner Romney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tic Tac Romney |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Tigget Romney |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kid Rock |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ann Romney |
| Commercial | The Real Housewives of Disney |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Snow White |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Belle |
| Taran Killam | ... | Prince Charming |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Jasmine |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Cinderella |
| Award Show | 2012 Psychic Awards |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sheldrake The Inpenetrable |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Abby Elliott | ... | The Delightful Donna |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ayergen Ghost |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Paolo di Avolo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Terrific Vince |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | The Stunning Amanda |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Mysterio |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dan Fernando |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | magician |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ali Baboom |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | The Beautiful Angela |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Show | Delinquent Girl Teen Gang |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Babette |
| Abby Elliott | ... | girl |
| Bill Hader | ... | Officer Jenkins |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Boog |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Commercial | Verizon (II) |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | James |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Rude Buddha! |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scribe |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | disciple |
| Bill Hader | ... | disciple |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | disciple |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Karen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Buddha |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Cold Opening | Fox Report |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tagg Romney |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kid Rock |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ann Romney |
| Cold Opening | Fox Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Targalack Romney |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tagg Romney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tanner Romney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tic Tac Romney |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Tigget Romney |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kid Rock |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ann Romney |
| Commercial | The Real Housewives of Disney |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Rapunzel |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Snow White |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Belle |
| Taran Killam | ... | Prince Charming |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Jasmine |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Cinderella |
| Award Show | 2012 Psychic Awards |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Lucy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sheldrake The Inpenetrable |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Abby Elliott | ... | The Delightful Donna |
| Bill Hader | ... | Ayergen Ghost |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Paolo di Avolo |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Terrific Vince |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | The Stunning Amanda |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Mysterio |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Dan Fernando |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | magician |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ali Baboom |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | The Beautiful Angela |
| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Lindsay Lohan | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Andy Samberg | ... | juvenile delinquent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Officer Sikorsky |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Lorenzo McIntosh |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | James Carville |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
| Jon Hamm |
| Show | Delinquent Girl Teen Gang |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Wanda |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Babette |
| Abby Elliott | ... | girl |
| Bill Hader | ... | Officer Jenkins |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Boog |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Sketch | B108 FM |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Illiterate Lisa |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Karen |
| Taran Killam | ... | Richard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | The Buffalo |
| Commercial | Verizon (II) |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | James |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Rude Buddha! |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | disciple |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scribe |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | disciple |
| Bill Hader | ... | disciple |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | disciple |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Karen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Buddha |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lindsay Lohan | 8 | ||||
| Jack White | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | ||||
| Jon Hamm | 2 | ||||
| Ruby Amanfu | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 10 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| Taran Killam | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Mike O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 8 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| 80 | 8 | 7 | 8 |