March 1, 2014#1
| Cold Opening |
| Jim Parsons | ... | Johnny Weir |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sophia Grace Brownlee |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | dog lady |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ellen DeGeneres Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Rosie Grace McClelland |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barkhad Abdi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tony Okungbowa |