| Sketch | The Loveliest Kingdom |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Clockmaker Bernard |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Spinster Judith |
| Taran Killam | ... | Pastor Danes |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Schoolmarm |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Farmer Thomas |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | Abernathy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Cheesemaker Brenda |