February 6, 2016S41E12 #799
| Host: | Larry David |
| Musical Guest: | The 1975 |
| Cameos: | Bernie Sanders, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Ted Cruz |
| Sketch | FBI Simulator |
| Show | Bern Your Enthusiasm |
| Sketch | Steam Ship |
| Musical Performance | "The Sound" |
| Sketch | Songwriting Class |
| Miscellaneous | A Super Bowl greeting from Cam Newton and Peyton Manning |
| Musical Performance | "Love Me" |
| Sketch | Last Call |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Ted Cruz |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ted Cruz Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Catherine Cruz |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | FBI Simulator |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | dummy |
| Beck Bennett | ... | dummy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | dummy |
| Pete Davidson | ... | agent |
| Leslie Jones | ... | dummy |
| Taran Killam | ... | dummy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dummy |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | dummy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | instructor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | O'Healy |
| Show | Bern Your Enthusiasm |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jane Sanders |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | voter |
| Leslie Jones | ... | voter |
| Taran Killam | ... | Marty |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | staffer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jeff |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Leon |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Susie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | voter |
| Sketch | Steam Ship |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Madame Donovan |
| Beck Bennett | ... | passenger |
| Taran Killam | ... | captain |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | passenger |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | passenger |
| Cecily Strong | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger |
| Commercial | The X-Files |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Totino's wife |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Stephen |
| Pete Davidson | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Songwriting Class |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Trish |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jason |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ted |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Willow |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Nate |
| Miscellaneous | A Super Bowl greeting from Cam Newton and Peyton Manning |
| Beck Bennett | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Peyton Manning |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | police officer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Cam Newton |
| Miscellaneous | A Super Bowl greeting from Cam Newton and Peyton Manning |
| Cold Opening | A Message From Ted Cruz |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ted Cruz Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Catherine Cruz |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | FBI Simulator |
| Larry David | ... | Kevin Roberts |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | dummy |
| Beck Bennett | ... | dummy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | dummy |
| Pete Davidson | ... | agent |
| Leslie Jones | ... | dummy |
| Taran Killam | ... | dummy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | dummy |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | dummy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | instructor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | O'Healy |
| Show | Bern Your Enthusiasm |
| Larry David | ... | Bernie Sanders |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jane Sanders |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | voter |
| Leslie Jones | ... | voter |
| Taran Killam | ... | Marty |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | staffer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jeff |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Leon |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Susie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | voter |
| Sketch | Steam Ship |
| Larry David | ... | passenger |
| Bernie Sanders | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Madame Donovan |
| Beck Bennett | ... | passenger |
| Taran Killam | ... | captain |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | passenger |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | passenger |
| Cecily Strong | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger |
| Commercial | The X-Files |
| Larry David | ... | guy |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Totino's wife |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Stephen |
| Pete Davidson | ... | guy |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | guy |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | guy |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Sturdy Barbie |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ||
| Owen Wilson | ... | Hansel |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Derek Zoolander |
| Sketch | Songwriting Class |
| Larry David | ... | Russ |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Trish |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jason |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ted |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Willow |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Nate |
| Miscellaneous | A Super Bowl greeting from Cam Newton and Peyton Manning |
| Beck Bennett | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Peyton Manning |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | police officer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Cam Newton |
| Sketch | Last Call |
| Larry David | ... | Ace Chuggins |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Sheila Sovage |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Anthony |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Larry David | 8 | 1 | |||
| The 1975 | 2 | ||||
| Ben Stiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bernie Sanders | 2 | ||||
| Owen Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Beck Bennett | 4 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Pete Davidson | 3 | ||||
| Leslie Jones | 2 | ||||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 6 | 2 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | ||||
| Jon Rudnitsky | 3 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Sasheer Zamata | |||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 66 | 5 | 6 | 3 |