| Sketch | Steam Ship |
| Larry David | ... | passenger |
| Bernie Sanders | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Madame Donovan |
| Beck Bennett | ... | passenger |
| Taran Killam | ... | captain |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | passenger |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | passenger |
| Cecily Strong | ... | passenger |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger |
| Finn Robbins | ... | kid |