| Sketch | Shanice Goodwin: Ninja |
| Russell Crowe | ... | Vlad |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | ambassador's daughter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Shanice Goodwin |
| Taran Killam | ... | guy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | sensei |
| Jon Rudnitsky | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Grigory |