| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | student |
| Larry David | ... | parent |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | theatre parent |
| Beck Bennett | ... | theatre student |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | theatre student |
| Taran Killam | ... | theatre student |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | theatre student |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | theatre student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | theatre parent |