| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Melissa McCarthy | ... | Sean Spicer Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | reporter |
| Mikey Day | ... | reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jeff Sessions |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Jim Acosta |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Glenn Thrush |
| Cecily Strong | ... | reporter |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | reporter |