March 11, 2017#1
| Cold Opening | Alien Attack |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Ewen |
| Beck Bennett | ... | narrator Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | soldier |
| Pete Davidson | ... | soldier |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Rayburn |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Reedy |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Langan |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | soldier |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | alien Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Repetto |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Baxter Live |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | soldier |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Clifton |