| Commercial | Turtle Shirt |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sasha |
| Beck Bennett | ... | employee |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jeff |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | husband |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | employee |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | employee |