| Cold Opening | The Trial You Wish Had Happened |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Donald Trump#46 |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mitch McConnell#6 |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Hunter Biden |
| Mikey Day | ... | John Roberts |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Lindsey Graham#6 |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Adam Schiff#2 |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | My Cousin Vinny |
| Cecily Strong | ... | John Bolton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Greg Mathis Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Diana Berry | ... | senator |