| Cold Opening | A Holiday Message from former Vice President Joe Biden |
| Jim Carrey | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kamala Harris Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mitch McConnell |
| Mikey Day | ... | Nate Silver |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Chris Redd | ... | Lil Wayne |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ice Cube |