| Cold Opening | The Ghost of Biden Past |
| Sketch | Annie |
| Sketch | Parent-Teacher Conference |
| Musical Performance | "Broken Horses" |
| Sketch | Declaration Pitch |
| Musical Performance | "Right on Time" |
| Sketch | Casino Proposal |
| Cold Opening | The Ghost of Biden Past |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jen Psaki |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Joe Biden |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Show |
| Mikey Day | ... | Josh |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Josh's father |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Lonnie |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Lisa |
| Commercial |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jake Paul |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | woman |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Conor McGregor |
| Chris Redd | ... | Kyrie Irving |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | nurse |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Louis C.K. |
| Jacob Kaplan | ... | student |
| Josh Patten | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Annie |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ms. May |
| Mikey Day | ... | Mr. Warbucks |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Ms. Cobb |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Ms. Finn |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Chef Pat |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ms. Fink |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Grace Farrell |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Annie |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | girl |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Mikey Day | ... | announcer |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Steve Bartman |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Chris Redd | ... | Weird Al Sharpton |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Diondre Cole |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | singer |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Declaration Pitch |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | time traveler |
| Mikey Day | ... | founding father |
| Alex Moffat | ... | founding father |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | founding father |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | time traveler |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | founding father |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | founding father |
| Cold Opening | The Ghost of Biden Past |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jen Psaki |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Joe Biden |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Cold Opening | The Ghost of Biden Past |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jen Psaki |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Joe Biden |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Show |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Teacher |
| Mikey Day | ... | Josh |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Josh's father |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Lonnie |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Lisa |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Melissa Villaseñor accidentally pronounces Loni as "Low-knee". This leads to a few ad-libs by Jason Sudeikis, including pronouncing her name as "Lice-uh".
♬Bruce Campbell - "Skippy"
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mellen |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jake Paul |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | woman |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Conor McGregor |
| Chris Redd | ... | Kyrie Irving |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | nurse |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Louis C.K. |
| Jacob Kaplan | ... | student |
| Josh Patten | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Annie |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ms. May |
| Mikey Day | ... | Mr. Warbucks |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Ms. Cobb |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Ms. Finn |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Chef Pat |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ms. Fink |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Grace Farrell |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Annie |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Parent-Teacher Conference |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | teacher |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Mr. Wilkerson |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Mrs. Wilkerson |
| Commercial |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | girl |
| Chris Redd | ... | guy |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Vance |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Giuseppe |
| Nicholas Braun | ||
| Oscar Isaac | ||
| Emily Ratajkowski | ||
| Mikey Day | ... | announcer |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Steve Bartman |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Chris Redd | ... | Weird Al Sharpton |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Diondre Cole |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | singer |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Heebie Bee Gees member |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Declaration Pitch |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | time traveler |
| Mikey Day | ... | founding father |
| Alex Moffat | ... | founding father |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | founding father |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | time traveler |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | founding father |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | founding father |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Sudeikis | 10 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Brandi Carlile | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nicholas Braun | 1 | ||||
| Oscar Isaac | 1 | ||||
| Emily Ratajkowski | 1 | ||||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Michael Che | 1 | ||||
| Pete Davidson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mikey Day | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chloe Fineman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Heidi Gardner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | |||||
| Alex Moffat | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kyle Mooney | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ego Nwodim | 4 | ||||
| Chris Redd | 3 | 1 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Melissa Villaseñor | 3 | ||||
| Bowen Yang | 1 | ||||
| Aristotle Athari | 2 | ||||
| Andrew Dismukes | 1 | ||||
| James Austin Johnson | 4 | 2 | |||
| Punkie Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Sherman | |||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jacob Kaplan | 1 | ||||
| Josh Patten | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 6 | 10 | 4 |