| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mellen |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jake Paul |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | woman |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Conor McGregor#3 |
| Chris Redd | ... | Kyrie Irving |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | nurse |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Louis C.K. |
| Jacob Kaplan | ... | student |
| Josh Patten | ... | teacher |
| Louie Aronowitz | ... | audience member |
| Brady Bryson | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Favoretto | ... | audience member |
| Charlie Meany | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Riddagh | ... | audience member |
| Pete Spano | ... | audience member |
| Andrew Winans | ... | audience member |