| Commercial | Mellen |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mellen |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | nurse |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Jake Paul |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | woman |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Louis C.K. |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Conor McGregor |
| Chris Redd | ... | Kyrie Irving |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |