| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Joe Biden Live |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | reporter |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | reporter |
| Chris Redd | ... | reporter |
| Bowen Yang | ... | reporter |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | Spider-Man Live |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | reporter |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Joe Biden#3 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Shawn Michael | ... | reporter |