| Commercial | Team Xynex |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | employee |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | employee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | employee |
| Dennis Miller | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | employee |