October 18, 1986S12E2 #215
| Host: | Malcolm-Jamal Warner |
| Musical Guest: | Run DMC |
| Special Guests: | Buster Poindexter, Sam Kinison, Spike Lee |
| Cameo: | Soozie Tyrell |
| Cold Opening | Bartles & Jaymes |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Musical Performance | "Walk This Way" |
| Miscellaneous | Parent-Teen Drunk Driving Contract |
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Musical Performance | "Hit It, Run" |
| Sketch | Chalk Factory |
| Musical Performance | "Hit The Road Jack" |
| Commercial | Team Xynex |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | employee |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | employee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | employee |
| Dennis Miller | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | employee |
| Show | Donahue |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dr. Norma Hoeffering |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Phyllis Sykes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elaine Poldask |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | audience member |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Cosby Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
| Show | Instant Coffee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny O'Connor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry Meyer |
| Musical Performance | "Hit The Road Jack" |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
| Commercial | Team Xynex |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | employee |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Jan Hooks | ... | employee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | employee |
| Dennis Miller | ... | employee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | employee |
| Show | Donahue |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dr. Norma Hoeffering |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Phyllis Sykes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elaine Poldask |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | audience member |
| Show | The Crosby Show |
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | ... | Theo Huxtable |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gary Crosby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bill Cosby Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Kathryn Crosby |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mary Crosby |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Nathaniel Crosby |
| Show | Instant Coffee |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill Smith |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | Skip St. Thomas |
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny O'Connor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | secretary Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry Meyer |
| Sketch | Chalk Factory |
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | ... | Colin |
| Dana Carvey | ... | father |
| Nora Dunn | ... | worker |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dusty Whitcomb |
| Musical Performance | "Hit The Road Jack" |
| Buster Poindexter | ||
| Soozie Tyrell | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Leon Pendarvis | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Steve Turre |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Malcolm-Jamal Warner | 4 | ||||
| Run DMC | 3 | ||||
| Buster Poindexter | 1 | ||||
| Sam Kinison | 1 | ||||
| Spike Lee | 2 | ||||
| Soozie Tyrell | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Schuster | 1 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 7 | 10 | 2 |