| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Dr. Norma Hoeffering#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Phil Donahue#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Phyllis Sykes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elaine Poldask |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
⁕In reruns, one of Nora Dunn's lines is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, as well as her and Jan Hooks's questions to Kevin Nealon.