| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Tony Mandel |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely#1 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Lesley Aytown |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Blackman |
| John Bowman | ... | Harry Hamlin |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |