December 3, 1988S14E7 #253
| Host: | Danny DeVito |
| Musical Guest: | The Bangles |
| Cameo: | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Filmed Cameo: | Conrad Goode |
Voice Cameo: | John Henry Kurtz |
| Show | Sex Tonight |
| Sketch | Scrooge |
| Musical Performance | "In Your Room" |
| Sketch | You Shot Me! |
| Sketch | The Bastard Battalion |
| Musical Performance | "Hazy Shade of Winter" |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Sketch | Guardian Angels |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Show | Sex Tonight |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andy Neuwirth |
| Sketch | Scrooge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mary Whistlesnick |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Marley |
| Sketch | You Shot Me! |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | doctor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | cowgirl |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | victim |
| Dennis Miller | ... | cowboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | cowboy |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | cowboy |
| Sketch | The Bastard Battalion |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | soldier |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mistress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| John Bowman | ... | bouncer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Lesley Aytown |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Blackman |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Guardian Angels |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lance |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Hal |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sue |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas |
| Cold Opening | Pumping Up With Hans & Franz |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Victor |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | Live | |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Commercial | Big Red |
| Conrad Goode | ... | Big Red |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | father |
| Show | Sex Tonight |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey Kasem |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andy Neuwirth |
| Sketch | Scrooge |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Cratchet |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mary Whistlesnick |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Marley |
| Sketch | You Shot Me! |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Gariton |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | doctor |
| Jan Hooks | ... | cowgirl |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | victim |
| Dennis Miller | ... | cowboy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | cowboy |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | cowboy |
| Sketch | The Bastard Battalion |
| Danny DeVito | ... | general |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | soldier |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | soldier |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mistress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Celebrity Restaurant |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Tony Mandel |
| John Bowman | ... | bouncer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Buddy Precisely |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Lesley Aytown |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Blackman |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Guardian Angels |
| Danny DeVito | ... | William |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lance |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Hal |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sue |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Thomas |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Danny DeVito | 7 | ||||
| The Bangles | 2 | ||||
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 2 | ||||
| Conrad Goode | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 9 | 1 | |||
| John Bowman | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 2 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 3 | 5 | 3 |