December 3, 1988S14E7 #253

Host: Danny DeVito
Musical Guest: The Bangles
Cameos:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver

Filmed Cameo:

Conrad Goode

Voice Cameo:

John Henry Kurtz
Commercial

Big Red

Jan Hooks ... mother
Kevin Nealon ... father
Show

Sex Tonight

Sketch

Scrooge

Dana Carvey ... Bob Cratchet
Victoria Jackson ... Mary Whistlesnick
Kevin Nealon ... Marley
Sketch

You Shot Me!

Tom Davis ... bartender
Nora Dunn ... wife
Phil Hartman ... doctor
Jan Hooks ... cowgirl
Jon Lovitz ... victim
Dennis Miller ... cowboy
Kevin Nealon ... cowboy
Conan O'Brien ... cowboy
Sketch

The Bastard Battalion

A. Whitney Brown ... soldier
Dana Carvey ... Jerry
Phil Hartman ... soldier
Jan Hooks ... mistress
Jon Lovitz ... soldier
Kevin Nealon ... soldier
Sketch

Celebrity Restaurant

Celebrity Restaurant (I)

Dana Carvey ... Buddy Precisely
Nora Dunn ... Lesley Aytown
Phil Hartman ... Burt Reynolds
Jan Hooks ... date
Victoria Jackson
Jon Lovitz ... patron
Kevin Nealon ... Richard Blackman
John Bowman ... Harry Hamlin
Conan O'Brien ... patron
Christine Zander ... patron
Sketch

Guardian Angels

Dana Carvey ... Lance
Phil Hartman ... Hal
Victoria Jackson ... Sue
Kevin Nealon ... Thomas
Sketch

Scrooge

Danny DeVito ... Ebenezer Scrooge
Sketch

You Shot Me!

Danny DeVito ... Gariton
Sketch

The Bastard Battalion

Danny DeVito ... general
Sketch

Celebrity Restaurant

Celebrity Restaurant (I)

Danny DeVito ... Tony Mandel
Sketch

Guardian Angels

Danny DeVito ... William
Musical Performance

"Hazy Shade of Winter"

Commercial

Big Red

John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
Sketch

The Bastard Battalion

John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
Commercial

Big Red

Conrad Goode ... Big Red
John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
Jan Hooks ... mother
Kevin Nealon ... father
Show

Sex Tonight

Sketch

Scrooge

Danny DeVito ... Ebenezer Scrooge
Dana Carvey ... Bob Cratchet
Victoria Jackson ... Mary Whistlesnick
Kevin Nealon ... Marley
Sketch

You Shot Me!

Danny DeVito ... Gariton
Tom Davis ... bartender
Nora Dunn ... wife
Phil Hartman ... doctor
Jan Hooks ... cowgirl
Jon Lovitz ... victim
Dennis Miller ... cowboy
Kevin Nealon ... cowboy
Conan O'Brien ... cowboy
Sketch

The Bastard Battalion

Danny DeVito ... general
John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
A. Whitney Brown ... soldier
Dana Carvey ... Jerry
Phil Hartman ... soldier
Jan Hooks ... mistress
Jon Lovitz ... soldier
Kevin Nealon ... soldier
Musical Performance

"Hazy Shade of Winter"

Sketch

Celebrity Restaurant

Celebrity Restaurant (I)

Danny DeVito ... Tony Mandel
Dana Carvey ... Buddy Precisely
Nora Dunn ... Lesley Aytown
Phil Hartman ... Burt Reynolds
Jan Hooks ... date
Victoria Jackson
Jon Lovitz ... patron
Kevin Nealon ... Richard Blackman
John Bowman ... Harry Hamlin
Conan O'Brien ... patron
Christine Zander ... patron
Sketch

Guardian Angels

Danny DeVito ... William
Dana Carvey ... Lance
Phil Hartman ... Hal
Victoria Jackson ... Sue
Kevin Nealon ... Thomas