| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |