| Monologue |
| Catherine O'Hara | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Chris Farley | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parker | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |