| Cold Opening |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Jay Leno |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson Live |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dom DeLuise |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joan Embery |
⁕A few seconds after Jeff Daniels "shrinks" and runs off, he is seen running in the opposite direction with stage manager Joe Dicso. This is removed in reruns.