| Sketch | Yahtzee |
| Sketch | Knicks City Dancers |
| Encore Presentation | Swill |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Let Go" |
| Sketch | A Bear Ate My Parents! |
| Sketch | Book Store |
| Musical Performance | "2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten" |
| Cold Opening |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Knicks City Dancers |
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Angel |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | spectator |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Curtis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hector |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | businessman |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | priest |
| Tim Meadows | ... | applicant |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | businessman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | groom |
| Chris Parnell | ... | businessman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interviewer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | businessman |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Marv Albert Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Wants more dirt to be dug up about him |
| Sketch | A Bear Ate My Parents! |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | man in bear costume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Marv Albert Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Wants more dirt to be dug up about him |
| Cold Opening |
| Stephanie Seymour | Live | |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Yahtzee |
| Bill Murray | ... | Sam |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jim |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Nancy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Jane |
| Sketch | Knicks City Dancers |
| Bill Murray | ... | Devon O'Reilly |
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Angel |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | spectator |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Curtis |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hector |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | security guard |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Encore Presentation | Swill |
| Commercial |
| Bill Murray | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | businessman |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | priest |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | applicant |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | businessman |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | groom |
| Chris Parnell | ... | businessman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | interviewer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | businessman |
| Show |
| Bill Murray | ... | Stacy Cohen |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Wilkins |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cass Van Rye |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Marv Albert Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Wants more dirt to be dug up about him |
| Bill Murray |
| Sketch | A Bear Ate My Parents! |
| Bill Murray | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | man in bear costume |
| Chris Parnell | ... | David |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Book Store |
| Bill Murray | ... | clerk |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | customer |
| Commercial |
| Bill Murray | ... | Steve Baxter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Murray | 9 | ||||
| Lucinda Williams | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Stephanie Seymour | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 2 | 7 | ||
| Chris Kattan | |||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 1 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 3 | 2 | 8 |