| Sketch | Augustus General |
| Julianna Margulies | ... | Dr. Montgomery |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | nurse |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patient |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patient |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | patient |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Nadeen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patient |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.