| Sketch |
| Sean Hayes | ... | clerk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Sean Hayes and Jimmy Fallon break character due to Will Ferrell's antics.