| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Musical Performance | "It Wasn't Me" |
| Sketch | Fashion Week |
| Musical Performance | "Angel" |
| Show | Action News 4 Morning Report |
| Miscellaneous | Last Show |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | telephone |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | parent |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | parent |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | parent |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Maya Rudolph |
| Show | Action News 4 Morning Report |
| Will Ferrell | ... | clown |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Natalie Grossbeak |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike DeFranco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | paramedic |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | clown |
| Jerry Minor | ... | paramedic |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kirsten Francis |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | imaginary rabbit Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Chyna |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Anna Nicole Smith |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pooja Baranji |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Gayle King |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Alfie Thuman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | telephone |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | parent |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | parent |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Paul Begala |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Arlen Specter |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Denise Rich |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Sketch |
| Sean Hayes | ... | clerk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Sean Hayes and Jimmy Fallon break character due to Will Ferrell's antics.
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Sean Hayes | ... |
Jamie Bell
Commentary on the Oscar nominees |
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Maya Rudolph |
| Show |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Taylor St. LaRoi |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Deana Nolan-Gray |
♬Paddy Maloney - "The Trip To Durrow"
| Sketch | Fashion Week |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Adrian Dante |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sally O'Malley |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Show | Action News 4 Morning Report |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Pete Simmons |
| Will Ferrell | ... | clown |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Natalie Grossbeak |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike DeFranco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | paramedic |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | clown |
| Jerry Minor | ... | paramedic |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Anne Ferraro | ... | runner |
| Show |
| Sean Hayes | ... | Pat Ensis |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kirsten Francis |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | imaginary rabbit Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Chyna |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Farrah Fawcett |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Anna Nicole Smith |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pooja Baranji |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Gayle King |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean Hayes | 8 | 1 | |||
| Shaggy | 2 | ||||
| Rayvon | 1 | ||||
| Rikrok | 2 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 6 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael Schur | 1 | ||||
| Kristen Anne Ferraro | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 9 | 11 | 7 |