| Cold Opening | The Clinton Gang |
| Show | Dawson's Creek |
| Sketch | KXLA Special Report |
| Cartoon | Backstreet Boys |
| Musical Performance | "I Did It" |
| Sketch | Tough As Nails |
| Musical Performance | "The Space Between" |
| Sketch | Passive-Aggressive Pam |
| Sketch | Singles Cruise |
| Cold Opening | The Clinton Gang |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Roger Clinton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hugh Rodham |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Dawson's Creek |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dawson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pacey |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | student |
| Sketch | KXLA Special Report |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Tom Green |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | fireman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Maria Escobal |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Flossie Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Women's NewsCommentary on her gynecologist | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
| Sketch | Tough As Nails |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Rod |
| Chris Kattan | ... | marker |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Richard |
| Sketch | Passive-Aggressive Pam |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Pam |
| Chris Kattan | ... | coworker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Ken |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | coworker |
| Cartoon | Backstreet Boys |
| Doug Dale | ... | old man Voice |
| T.R. Knight | Voice | |
| Jeff McCarthy | Voice | |
| Jason Mobbs | Voice | |
| Sean Modica | Voice | |
| Chris Phillips | Voice | |
| Lark Speis | Voice | |
| Gary Yudman | Voice | |
| Jason Yudolph | Voice |
| Cold Opening | The Clinton Gang |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Roger Clinton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hugh Rodham |
| Cold Opening | The Clinton Gang |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Roger Clinton |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hugh Rodham |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Katie Holmes | ||
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Fabiola Hesslein | ... | dancer |
| Desi Jevon | ... | dancer |
⁕One of the shoulder straps on Katie Holmes' dress - which is removed later for a dance number - comes undone at the beginning of her monologue, and she has to hold it in place. Later, as she's putting on her tap shoes, a stagehand enters and pins it back together.
| Show | Dawson's Creek |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Joey |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dawson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pacey |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | student |
♬Jessica Simpson - "I Think I'm in Love with You"
♬Paula Cole - "I Don't Want to Wait"
♬Wheatus - "Teenage Dirtbag"
♬Sixpence None The Richer - "Kiss Me"
♬Coldplay - "Yellow"
♬David Gray - "Babylon"
| Sketch | KXLA Special Report |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Drew Barrymore |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Tom Green |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | fireman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Maria Escobal |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Flossie Voice |
| Cartoon | Backstreet Boys |
| Doug Dale | ... | old man Voice |
| T.R. Knight | Voice | |
| Jeff McCarthy | Voice | |
| Jason Mobbs | Voice | |
| Sean Modica | Voice | |
| Chris Phillips | Voice | |
| Lark Speis | Voice | |
| Gary Yudman | Voice | |
| Jason Yudolph | Voice | |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Mr. Gordon Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Rudy Giuliani Voice |
| Sketch |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Diane |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Mark |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Women's NewsCommentary on her gynecologist | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
⁕As Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey introduce themselves, a flatscreen monitor descends behind them and then rises back up.
| Sketch |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Amber |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Daniel |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Sketch | Tough As Nails |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Carol |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Rod |
| Chris Kattan | ... | marker |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Richard |
| Sketch | Passive-Aggressive Pam |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Lana |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Pam |
| Chris Kattan | ... | coworker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Ken |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | Singles Cruise |
| Katie Holmes | ... | Vicki |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Conner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Leilani Burke |
| Rich Delia | ... | bartender |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Katie Holmes | 8 | 1 | |||
| Dave Matthews Band | 2 | ||||
| Junior Brown | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| T.R. Knight | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jeff McCarthy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Mobbs | 1 | 1 | |||
| Sean Modica | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Phillips | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lark Speis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gary Yudman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Yudolph | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Rich Delia | 1 | ||||
| Fabiola Hesslein | 1 | ||||
| Desi Jevon | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 7 | 9 | 16 |