March 10, 2001S26E14 #499
| Host: | Conan O'Brien |
| Musical Guest: | Don Henley |
| Cameos: | Ben Affleck, Becky Weinberg, Max Weinberg |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Cumberland Farms |
| Sketch | Moleculo |
| Sketch | Napster Testimony |
| Musical Performance | "Everything Is Different Now" |
| Sketch | No Taint |
| Film | Find The Black People At The Knick Game |
| Show | VH1 Diva-thon |
| Musical Performance | "Heart of the Matter" |
| Show | Sports Century |
| Commercial | Subshack |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jared Fogle |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen Jackman |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bob Ettinger |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cashier |
| Sketch | Cumberland Farms |
| Sketch | Moleculo |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | journalist |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | journalist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | newspaper chief |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | gangster |
| Jerry Minor | ... | police officer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | gangster |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mexican newspaper chief |
| Sketch | Napster Testimony |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Toni Basil |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Neil Tennant |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Corey Hart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | panelist |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Trent Lott |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Larry Blackmon |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Evan Bayh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gerardo |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Steve Higgins | ... | talking cigarettes Voice |
| Sketch | No Taint |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Brown |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Freddy Gandon |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | nurse |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary St. Laurel, announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ted Brown |
| Show | VH1 Diva-thon |
| Commercial | Democratic National Committee (I) |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Marc Rich |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Sports Century |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | coach |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Tiny Jack O'Dowd |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Willie Pinckney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Chris Fowler |
| Sketch | Cumberland Farms |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Donnie Bartalotti |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Show | VH1 Diva-thon |
| Sketch | Napster Testimony |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Richard Fairbrass |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Toni Basil |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Neil Tennant |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Corey Hart |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Trent Lott |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Larry Blackmon |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Evan Bayh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gerardo |
| Monologue |
| Conan O'Brien | ||
| Becky Weinberg | ||
| Max Weinberg | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | paramedic |
| Scott Wainio | ... | paramedic |
| Commercial | Subshack |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jared Fogle |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen Jackman |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Bob Ettinger |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cashier |
| Sketch | Cumberland Farms |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Eric Pearson |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Donnie Bartalotti |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Sketch | Moleculo |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Moleculo |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | journalist |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | journalist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | newspaper chief |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | gangster |
| Jerry Minor | ... | police officer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | gangster |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mexican newspaper chief |
| Sketch | Napster Testimony |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Richard Fairbrass |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Toni Basil |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Neil Tennant |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Corey Hart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | panelist |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Trent Lott |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Larry Blackmon |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Evan Bayh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gerardo |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Steve Higgins | ... | talking cigarettes Voice |
| Sketch | No Taint |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | doctor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Brown |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Freddy Gandon |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | nurse |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary St. Laurel, announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ted Brown |
| Show | VH1 Diva-thon |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Josh Wells |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Gordon Davis |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Deandra Wells |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Alan "Sticks" McRae |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lynda Lopez |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Donny Gordon |
| Commercial | Democratic National Committee (I) |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Marc Rich |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Sports Century |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | James "The Gentleman Masher" Corcoran |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | coach |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Tiny Jack O'Dowd |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Willie Pinckney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Chris Fowler |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conan O'Brien | 7 | 1 | |||
| Don Henley | 2 | ||||
| Becky Weinberg | 1 | ||||
| Ben Affleck | 1 | 1 | |||
| Max Weinberg | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 2 | |||
| Jerry Minor | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 8 | 14 | 8 |