| Sketch | Napster Testimony |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Richard Fairbrass |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Toni Basil |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Neil Tennant |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Corey Hart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | panelist |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Trent Lott |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Larry Blackmon |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Evan Bayh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gerardo |