| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Women's NewsCommentary on her gynecologist | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Elton John |
⁕As Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey are introducing themselves, a flatscreen monitor descends behind them and then rises back up.