March 9, 2002S27E14 #519
| Host: | Jon Stewart |
| Musical Guest: | India.Arie |
Filmed Cameo: | George Plimpton |
Voice Cameos: | Mike Judge, Kurt Loder |
Extra: | Andy Murphy |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Show | Talkin' To The Stars |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Musical Performance | "Video" |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Musical Performance | "Ready For Love" |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | The Cheese Game |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | waiter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Show | TRL |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chadddd |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kyle |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gregg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeremy |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Delroy McNulty |
| Dean Edwards | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | band member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Linus Winslow |
| Jeff Richards | ... | band member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Geisha Tangene |
| Commercial | We Were Soldiers That Knew What Women Want |
| Dean Edwards | ... | soldier |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | native |
| Chris Kattan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | soldier |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | native |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | The Cheese Game |
| George Plimpton | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | waiter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Show | TRL |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Lou Perlstein |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chadddd |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kyle |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gregg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeremy |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Kurt Bloater |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | officer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Jon Stewart | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... | Ed Bradley |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christiane Amanpour |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Greta Van Susteren |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lisa Ling |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Jon Stewart | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Lonny Bartz |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Delroy McNulty |
| Dean Edwards | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | band member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Linus Winslow |
| Jeff Richards | ... | band member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Geisha Tangene |
| Andy Murphy | ... | band member |
| Commercial | We Were Soldiers That Knew What Women Want |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | soldier |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | native |
| Chris Kattan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | soldier |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | native |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Stewart | 8 | 1 | |||
| India.Arie | 2 | ||||
| George Plimpton | 1 | ||||
| Kurt Loder | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mike Judge | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | |||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 3 | 15 | 8 |