April 6, 2002#9
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... | Denzel Washington |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Halle Berry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Julia Roberts |
| Chris Kelly | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Trina Seville |