| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... |
Denzel Washington Commentary on his Oscar win |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Halle Berry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Julia Roberts |
| Chris Kelly | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Geraldo Rivera#2 /war correspondent Report from the West Bank |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn#4 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Trina Seville |