| Sketch |
| The Rock | ... | Michael Anthony |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Nicole |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Bradford Darcy Winston |
| Will Ferrell | ... | priest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elisa |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Honey Chiffon |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | patron |
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Dean Edwards | ... | transvestite |
| Seth Meyers | ... | transvestite |
| Leon Pendarvis | ... | pianist |